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October 25 2017

dontletthisheartgo:

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

October 24 2017

Depression meal 978

depressionmeal:

Oxygen

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏

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blackgirlsreverything:

antiblackness:

there’s no coming back from this one

“Don’t tell your family about your relationship. You will forgive them. Your family won’t.”

riddickthecub:

ineptbox:

just-boofer-things:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’ll accept $10 for being “Relatively Tolerable”

I’ll accept $5 for just “being”

I’ll accept any amount for existing

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

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October 06 2017

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phisobi:

smeasel:

targuzzler:

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

October 05 2017

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napoleanbonafarte:

markv5:

Стучать не учили? Здесь вообще то занято!

“Did no one teach you to knock? This is occupied!”

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October 04 2017

lesbabeths:

i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

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repeattofade:

harajukugay:

Run Away With Me - Carly Rae Jepsen

*sax intro*

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lonelyypetal:

basically

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a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

bennyblnco:

grandmasterbooty:

whitegirlsaintshit:

  • sway hips in a figure 8 motion
  • do this while bending the knees into a squat position
  • come back up
  • raise arms above head
  • look at armpit seductively
  • put hands in hair
  • don’t pay attention to the beat
  • at all
  • this is your dancefloor
  • you rule the school, Megan
  • swing those hips, you sexy bitch
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